american problems

Describes an issue that is exclusive to americans where the american acts like its a global issue

Boy 1: I hate the lockers in our school

Guy on the internet: American problems

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

The problem with contextomy

is that this is rumbitous and it doesn't explain everything and just shows this concept is really hated upon and frown upon on that if you do this, you will be attack by all avenues just because they want money. changing the truth and telling the public lies to line their pockets with money.

The problem with Contextomy this is rumbitous and it doesn't explain everything and just shows this concept is really hated upon and frown upon on that if you do this, you will be attack by all avenues just because they want money. changing the truth and telling the public lies to line their pockets with money.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

cheerleader problems

a more sophisticated version of "that's what she said". Also used for a more broad range of sexual things.

Friend 1: "ugh, why won't this thing fit?!!?"
Friend 2: "hahah, cheerleader problems."

by Deeply derping October 20, 2015

Pussy Problems

A synonym for describing a woman's period or 'time of the month'.

"Hey Sarabellah how's your pussy problems treating you this month?"

by sleepdeprival February 4, 2022

that's a you problem

That's a you problem. (In other words, it's not my problem. Deal with it.)

Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.

by Appoggiatura January 24, 2021

I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror

Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."

Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.

by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025

champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.

Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.

by short bear November 14, 2023