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John

A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.
My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!
by That one chick!!!!!!!!! July 23, 2019
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John

In a few words A Fat Bloke that’s bad at telling jokes. His hair is disgusting and shits out of his pussy. Next person who sees him will eat his pussy. Don’t come in eye contact with him. He never will set foot from his home because he can’t go anywhere. He is condemned in solitary.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’s a chicken John.
by Duffman II November 21, 2017
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John

John is the one edgy, emo, kid that is annoying but funny he uses his depression to make dark comedy he often makes music plays video games or just acts like a jackass with his friends.
wow John sure is edgy isn't he?
by C001K1D July 23, 2018
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John.

John. is a coder who will abuse his powers in every way he can. He will also ruin any type of dream you ever wish for.

Typical Bio: Coder.
John., can you abuse a few people for me?
by Loilipop June 29, 2019
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John

"lol, what a John"
by Kiwikick June 19, 2019
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Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.
Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"
by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020
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John

The Alternative Right movement doesn't advocate violence, and it opposes destabilising the Middle-East. It supports healthy and friendly relations with Russia. The Alt-Right's central belief is that all countries on the planet reserve the right to preserve their own heritage and traditions.

The Alt-Right movement is a byproduct and direct result of millions of non-white immigrants invading western civilisation. Illegal aliens, Mexican cartels, Islamic jihads, and undocumented refugees dispossess whites from their homes. Nowhere else on planet Earth is "diversity" enforced by institutions and apologetic politicians to dissolve the native population .

The Alt-Right is keenly aware of the statistical data proving that non-whites commit disproportionate amounts of rape, theft, and murder against the native white population. The Alt-Right seeks to forestall the diluting effect of being overrun and out-bred within one's own country. The Alt-Right will continue to expand as white men and women increasingly wake up and realise what's really happening. Our party realises it's not white people's responsibility to adopt every single minority on the planet that didn't undergo the Renaissance or the Industrial revolution. White ancestors worked to cultivate the prosperity that became western civilisation, and the Alt-Right seeks to remind us of these historic facts.
Luke: Wait, back up a minute....weren't you a Democrat a year ago?

John: A lot can happen in a year. I discarded my indoctrinated and brainwashed progressive sentiments because I started questioning everything I thought I knew. I concluded that unless white people support the Alt-Right movement our history, our heritage, and our traditions are doomed.
by Maglor Noldor November 26, 2016
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