John

John is the one edgy, emo, kid that is annoying but funny he uses his depression to make dark comedy he often makes music plays video games or just acts like a jackass with his friends.

wow John sure is edgy isn't he?

by C001K1D July 23, 2018

John

John is a gay man who sucks ball

John likes to suck boy balls

by The beastman July 24, 2018

John

John is a God damned moron

Woman - 'Is that John?'
Woman 2 - 'Yeah it is'
The rest of the room - 'Let's leave...'

by Kebab_Remover August 9, 2018

John

Another word for cunt.

Take a look at that John.

by loljoker February 5, 2019

John

john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)

“John thinks he can get with everyone”

by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018

John

smells really bad and walks funny

ewwww he smells like a john

by fdgreg54ryh September 28, 2018

john

John is a really love Abel boy who is sooo handsome and any girl would want to be with him but he only belongs with one girl jade but anyway john is a big deal he is a amazing guy a girl would fall in love with him instantly

John is such a hottey

by 092@$.d*** April 8, 2015