stick a needle in my eye

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 21, 2009

needledick

little azn man on bus who get hard on which is tiny while on econ trip in school bus

Michael Liu while napping shows needledick on bus during wet dream.

by Me hott May 19, 2006

nerdlinger

1. A major nerd
2. A plastic piece of dental equipment, a mouth-guard to protect teeth, which may be worn at night or while playing sports.
3. A person who wears a nerdlinger mouth guard is also known as a nerdlinger.

Michael wears a nerdlinger at night to protect his teeth. He is a nerdlinger because he wears a nerdlinger.

by Tuna Mary August 7, 2007

Needle Dick

An insult that is used throughout Australian culture to insult anothers penis size.

Kevin: Nice face Needle Dick.
George: Screw You!

by Geo12 December 20, 2008

Needle Ho

Commonly referring to a ho that does heroin.

Person 1- omg i just did some heroin when i got back from my street corner.

Person 2- ew you needle ho get away from me

by embers :) February 8, 2009

nardles

synonym for testicles.

SON OF A B****!!! Baby boy just head-butted me in the nardles!

by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009

Needles

A guy who is on LSD or Heroin and usually sells bricks of marijuana in a foreign country.

Did you hear Scott was caught in Mexico with bricks? Oh, Needles is back. Just saw him in class today.

by Justlilbit July 27, 2016