nardles
nardles by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009
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nargleschmitten
Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?
Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass
Guy 1: uh...man you're right!
Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass
Guy 1: uh...man you're right!
nargleschmitten by RainbowNinja July 4, 2009
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Nargles
Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.
Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.
Draco: What?
Luna: Nargles.
Draco: And you believed me?
Luna: You haven't lied to me since.
Draco: What?
Luna: Nargles.
Draco: And you believed me?
Luna: You haven't lied to me since.
Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007
Fuzzy nurdles
A good, loving or loved feeling associated with someone or something;
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.
"You give me fuzzy nurdles when you do that" - "The kittens were so cute, I got fuzzy nurdles when they snuggled up to me"
Fuzzy nurdles by K H July 25, 2008
nardies
High school (and sometimes college) boys who like sports, are generally huge assholes, get really drunk, say things like "damn son!", and are disrespectful to girls.
Typical nardy conversation:
Nardy 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night!"
Nardy 2: "I know. I fucked insert random girl"
Nardy 1: "Damn son! Who was it?"
Nardy 2: "You know, just some bitch."
Typical girl conversation:
Girl 1: "Hey, I'm having a party tonight."
Girl 2: "Ew, can we not invite the nardies? I'm actually trying to have fun."
Nardy 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night!"
Nardy 2: "I know. I fucked insert random girl"
Nardy 1: "Damn son! Who was it?"
Nardy 2: "You know, just some bitch."
Typical girl conversation:
Girl 1: "Hey, I'm having a party tonight."
Girl 2: "Ew, can we not invite the nardies? I'm actually trying to have fun."
nardies by daaaaaaaaaaana December 25, 2007
Nardledangers
Steve: Hello Shmuley...
Shmuley: The fuck did you just call me?
Steve: You heard me.
Shmuley: Look Steve...getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far. I won't stand for it!
Steve: Your mom stood for it.
Shmuley: Steve, I now have no choice but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardledangers. Get ready, pal...your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!
Shmuley: The fuck did you just call me?
Steve: You heard me.
Shmuley: Look Steve...getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far. I won't stand for it!
Steve: Your mom stood for it.
Shmuley: Steve, I now have no choice but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardledangers. Get ready, pal...your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!
Nardledangers by single.stak9 January 17, 2019
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