Mormon Block

Two cars driving side-by-side at the same slow speed on a highway, thus blocking others from passing. This slang imagines a family with many children forced to take two cars and then drive in a manner that is oblivious to other traffic and others around them.
Those two cars are doing the Mormon Block and slowing the entire highway down to 40.
by Mr. Underhill April 27, 2016
Get the Mormon Block mug.

The Mormon Effect

When you say something that you know will piss your woman off but you say it anyway.
Friend: why was she pissed off with you last night.
Me: I said something that I knew would piss her off but I couldn't resist.
Friend: Ah! The Mormon Effect !
by Roarbear April 21, 2018
Get the The Mormon Effect mug.

Faithless Mormon

A "faithless elector" from Utah in the US Electoral College.
Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?

Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
by MST3K I like November 25, 2020
Get the Faithless Mormon mug.

mormon purgatory

1. The place non-mormons go when they die while waiting for their baptism to enter mormon heaven.
So I was hitting it from behind with this mormon chick and I pull out and she says "You're going to hell for wasting your cum"
"No I'm going to mormon purgatory because I'm not mormon."
by Chronoshorse December 07, 2020
Get the mormon purgatory mug.

Mormon Beth

A person who has sexual relations with a member of their immediate family
She had sex with her Brother, the Mormon Beth
by The big person 55555 May 13, 2019
Get the Mormon Beth mug.

Mormon the Frog

Holy shit thank you Mormon the Frog for helping me win ranked skywars
by bobrossfan March 22, 2019
Get the Mormon the Frog mug.

Mormon Thottie

a woman who is also a sneaky hoe but knows that she has to stop her ways and be pure because she is still a Mormon.
Jennifer was nice but now she’s just a Mormon thottie.
by majesticalmeg July 17, 2018
Get the Mormon Thottie mug.