Moot Yak

A hairy moot or vag, unkempt or not well maintained.

Geez, i picked up on that two week camping trip and went the growl on Shazza in the tent, she had the full Moot Yak going. Hard lesson!

by Gavatron001 October 23, 2022

Monotose

A(n) feeling where someone doesn't like the fact that you're Humorless/Unfunny/Boring to them, or to another. Basically a(n) Lame/Staid person.

There's a change That new guy is a "Monotose" , all Because he just makes the some jokes again and again.

by The_book_lover1234 December 5, 2022

Monotonal

When something is so unfathomably crazy, it's more than insane; it's monotonal.

That ass is monotonal.

by bumblings8 December 16, 2022

Moot

Aussie slang. Referring to a females genitalia.

Show us ya moot!

Did she show you her moot?
Pronounced like the word put, not shoot.

by Mymoot January 7, 2023

monotelaseese

baltimore slang for saying somebody is in a bitchboy group

aye he in a a monotelaseese

by shortking1989 February 9, 2023

monotonastery

A word dat describes what a monks' residence is really like.

What with nothing interesting's ever going on and no women-folk around, it's no wonder dat da residents of a monotonastery hafta resort to making wine; they'd go plumb loco wif boredom if they weren't always drunk off their a**es!

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Molotov Pussytail

An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.

This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.

(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)

“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”

by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023