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montonario

Is ravishingly handsome.
That man Mr. MONTONARIO is looking awfully ravishing today.
by Alyssa Lynn March 14, 2021
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Monotone

Monotone commonly used in hyperpop means being in a mood where you just don’t care you could also respond to a text using it to show the other person you really don’t care
She said she loved me but I was on monotone
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Moncton

place. Standing in the stagnant tawny waters of the Petitcodiak River, the most tidally-boring stream in the world, Moncton serves both as a bedroom annex for vibrant Shediac and as a diverticulum for the number two flowing from Halifax to Quebec. Briefly controlled by a pastoralist francophone population who wrested control of the terrain from its hunter-gatherer inhabitants who neglected to have their deed countersigned by Henry IV of France or the Pope, Moncton was, by 1713 solidly in the hands of British industrialists and a smattering of displaced fruit farmers longing to star in Longfellow poems.

Currently Moncton is home to many, many nature parks, a dearth of good Albanian eateries, and a world-class quarry which provides the marble bases for every Anne of Green Gables statuette sold in eastern PEI.

Two hospitals, when they aren’t feuding about who has the prettiest nurses, provide a host of services to Monctonites of all stripes including the Mi’kmaq who somehow were overlooked when the Europeans divied up the better land parcels and consequently spent 500 years standing out in the figurative blizzards getting literally frozen to death.

Speaking an odd joual, giving regional blocks to already sleeping orthopaedic patients, and preparing to move to Alberta are currently the most popular activities in Moncton but, with the completion of the new cannery on Butbutandan Street, stuffing unrecognizable bits of lobster into tins will soon put Moncton on the map.
What’s the difference between being a Moncton lobster trapper who works three months a year and a hobo?

120,000 dollars a year.

Canadian dollars?

Our, mais le taux de change est tres favorable.
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Monit

When one claims they are going to complete a task.
"You need me to cut the grass? Monit"
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manitolds

OMG THAT IS SUCH A BIG COCK! ITS SUCH A MANITOLDS!!
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monotonerd

An individual that has the gumption to "nerd out" on an absurdly monotonous task, usually involving electronics, computers, or scouring through mounds of mindless data.
"We could find out which of these 2 billion switches are out on this motherboard, but we can't afford a monotonerd."
by shoobydooz October 13, 2021
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monimo

a monimo is someone who is a monimo
yo bro did u see that monimo?” -seb
yeah bro he was such a monimo” -peter
“whaaaatttt” -kyle
dude stop” -ryan
by Stardestroyer424 October 21, 2021
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