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Mitched

To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.

If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.

If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger
I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.
by Den_i_am May 4, 2021
mugGet the Mitchedmug.

Mundane Mitch

That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.
by FeelingYachty April 22, 2018
mugGet the Mundane Mitchmug.

MITCH

Mitch is a male bitch with usually long hair and is bisexual but will not tell anyone and also has ugly toes
MITCH THAT LONG HAIRED BITCH WITH UGLY TOES
by SHIIGGGYY November 9, 2018
mugGet the MITCHmug.

Mitch

Mitch is way better than Tim all things possible
Wow Mitch is such a better bloke than Tim
by GODALMIGHJTY October 24, 2022
mugGet the Mitchmug.

Mitch

hottest male to ever exist and he is usually the hottest in his friend group. Everyone wants his massive dick but isnt popular enough to "hit his line"
Did you see that Mitch
Yeah hes so hot
by holy no plop May 23, 2021
mugGet the Mitchmug.
Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies
Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies
mugGet the Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exiesmug.

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