When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.
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When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
by JT2025 December 27, 2024
Get the Midwest surprise mug.Modesto is a town in Northern California, however is considered the Central valley. Modesto is Known as the town of "Murder, Meth, and Autotheft" it has a population of 215K+ people and the crime crate is so high its considered one of the worst places to live. They try too hard to be the LA, but in reality they are just the Wannabe LA thats eternally broke. Modesto is just fresnos embarrassed little bride.
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When you fart under a blanket and don’t air it out for five + minutes. The fart ferments under the blanket. After letting the fart cook under the blanket for five minutes or more you air it out unleashing a terror the likes of which the world has never seen. WARNING MAY CAUSE VOMITING!
While watching a scary movie, Chase let one rip under the blanket. Chase let it sit in the Midwest microwave and during a jump scare unleashed a terror into the room that caused his friends to puke.
by Midwestern Expansion March 15, 2026
Get the Midwest Microwave mug.Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)
Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.
by ajm3 June 6, 2025
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