Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
by LeoGotNits June 07, 2023
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Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.
Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
by 丁骨牛排 December 26, 2020
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Melonous

A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.
Tommy is acting rather melonous today.
by scearbin October 12, 2021
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Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 06, 2022
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Nigga melon

The act of putting a watermelon rind on top of a person's head that is of african decent.
by Jaquavious Brown January 25, 2022
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The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.
The True Melons are the best :P
by M3l0n H3@d May 30, 2019
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