Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.

Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".

by meatman500 January 5, 2009

meat model

anti - tonsil embodiment of glizzy gobbling domination .

son I swear ... big redd a meat model ~ she really know how to eat that bitch up 💯 .

by bael_______________ November 22, 2020

Birkin meat

Fat juicy boy cock dripping with cum

He has Birkin meat .

by Gobbleguck156 January 12, 2021

Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 17, 2020

meat at the dish

A baseball term for when someone gets tagged out at home plate, best used for dramatic effect. Made famous by former Fox Sports Net West news anchor Van Earl Wright.

1. "Blalock comes around third, trying to score, but he is MEAT at the dish."

by spackopotamus July 8, 2009

Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.

Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!

by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011