The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

P-Mail

An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.

Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.

by Bernard Bangwanger October 21, 2004

mailbox millionaire

a welfare recipient who behaves as if they are rich, spending cash the week after receiving their government check only to be broke for the three weeks remaining until their next payday.

During the first week of the month, Walmart is filled with mailbox millionaires.

by minasue October 11, 2013

Whore Mail

Whore Mail: A message, usually sent via text messages, that one receives from a "side girl" or "boy toy”. These messages usually include sexual language, nude photos and self made porn video clips.

Taylor: Hey Jamie, I heard you and Jordan broke up.

Jamie: Yeah, I found tons of whore mail on Jordan’s phone last weekend. I came across twenty nude photos and a ton of “sex messages”

by Jamie Taylor Jordan July 12, 2010

mailure

Noun

A failure to convey an idea or emotion in an email communication, due to the impersonal nature of text.

Jan didn't understand a word of where I was coming from in that email.. it was a complete mailure.

by Jake Rodgers May 28, 2008

Voice Mail

When yo momma yells in an envelope.

"Whatchu doin girl?"
"Sendin voice mail."

by Brain Bubbles January 6, 2009

russian mail order bride

little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.

Dude! I found this hot russian mail order bride looking girl, shes so hot! She even picks out my clothes for me and makes me buy her things. She must love me!

by Trampy Tina October 25, 2006