full log

The state of the penis in full upright position/erect
Man I was so hot last night I went full log.

Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.

That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.
by AVM10183 January 03, 2014
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Da log

A great drinking spot in the woods. A great place for drinking Mickey’s deuces in excess without worrying about the cops. It might not be that comfortable but all of places to piss and different ways to run if the cops did come into the woods.
Hey are you going to “Da Log” later? Because T.C. Is getting cases and cases of deuces right now and you know the Elsmere cops won’t bother us there!!
by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020
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log slam

My girlfriend loves it when I log slam her ass and call her a slut.
by SamTheSlayer April 27, 2012
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milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.
I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.
by inkedblue February 24, 2014
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straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
by DaGoose January 31, 2006
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Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.
1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right
by AcidPro08 November 09, 2018
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log bobber

the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement
I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!

logger bobber sack skim scrotum
by John326 November 06, 2013
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