by Lightning the dutchie June 8, 2021

Lightning seven is an achievement redeemable for 19 lad points that you can get for having vigorous sex that lasts for exactly seven minutes. If orgasm is achieved in both participants, the male's penis may be dubbed a lightning rod.
Yeah, me and Janice went for the lightning seven yesterday, came close but we were three seconds overtime.
by Vikind7667 December 29, 2016

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
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