Liar

Someone who does not tell the truth.

Today is Friday, but Alex told me it was Saturday, she is such a liar.

by dillichik May 9, 2009

bedwetting liberal

Bedwetting Liberal is a derogatory term used to describe people of a political leaning. The term bedwetting is used to denote a hand-wringing, scared, worrisome, pansy attitude, afraid of their own shadows. The term liberal denotes the love of spending, social programs, handholding and acceptance of such things as illegal immigration and allowance of the same to have all of the social benefits of being in the United States.

Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.

Despite the presence of Moses and the 10 Commandments in the structure of the US Supreme Court and other national buildings, the presence of "In God We Trust" on our currency, or the cross in the L.A. County Seal as signs of heritage, the Bedwetting Liberals are so terrified it might "offend" a Muslim or other religion, they have enlisted the ACLU to have all of this eradicated from our history.

by Patriotically Loyal October 9, 2006

Pathological Liar

A person or President who apparently seems to believe their lies like it was true.

"But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong. We found them"
-Source Washington Mail (verified).

Simon: "I cant help being a Pathological Liar :("
Jon: "Your Just like George W Bush. You know what the W stands for dont ya?"
Simon: "yeah Weapons of Mass destruction"

by azio November 9, 2005

tree hugging liberal

A person who lives in a wooden house but who does not want you to live in a wooden house, and who does criminal acts to prevent more wooden houses from being built.

Morris is a tree hugging liberal who burns down wooden houses that are under construction.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Liberaced

Any person or vehicle that has sustained rear end damage.

Honey, change lanes; that car has been Liberaced.

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

fake liar

The tendancy to lie about a feeling or emotion but horrible at doing so; hesitates upon responce or cought due to facial expressions.

Friend: "Yo are you drunk yet?"
Other: (Hesitant) "Um no man, not yet"
Friend: "Bro your such a fake liar. I can tell it by your face!"

by bob harrison September 6, 2006

compulsive liar

one who lies on impulse for no reason.

Man, Sean is such a compulsive liar, he told me he would kill himself if I ever turned ghetto.

by Megan Burgess September 28, 2005