No more legs

When you fight someone and they lose their legs.

OI SHUT UP FAM I'LL BEAT YOU UP AND NO MORE LEGS

by Hatingithere October 13, 2020

Morning Legs

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.

I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.

by thekre July 18, 2011

crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

Vagina Legs

When a woman's vagina lips sag so low that it looks like it has a little pair of legs.

She had plastic surgery to shorten her vagina legs to vagina lips.

by Aztec0314 November 1, 2011

Bare Legs

Something certain dads say about friend's legs

Look out, Percy loves Bare legs. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGS

by labradoodle_9/11 April 1, 2023

Leg Sex

when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.

"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"

by King Hall July 23, 2009

Leg Goblin

A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg

" Man did you see that hot girl......Holy crap i think she just gave me a Leg Goblin."

by Slimslope May 18, 2006