Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

Walk legs

When all of your friends have a mode of transportation such as a bike or car but you are walking. ´I forgot my bike, so I just am going on my walk legs´

Origin: Comes from a Danish saying that can´t be translated - Gistrup Fab fucked four are the originators.

Are you on walk legs?

by themanwithlegs January 31, 2016

the third leg

The dick between your legs

The third leg is really long

by Bory_cory October 24, 2017

Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.

“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”

by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018

Lamb Legs

Muscular legs on a hot, sexy well defined female.

She got dem lamb legs tho!!!

She wrapped them lamb legs around me and took me for a ride.

She squeezed my head like a watermelon with them lamb legs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

Leg Sex

when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.

"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"

by King Hall July 23, 2009

Leg Goblin

A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg

" Man did you see that hot girl......Holy crap i think she just gave me a Leg Goblin."

by Slimslope May 18, 2006