Kyle

Naturally good at everything. Don't need practice for anything. We beat Zach's and Dylan's at everything

Kyle is awesome. Chuck Norris praises Kyle.

by Mr peenut butter September 10, 2019

Kyle

Kyle (1)
(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!

Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER

by Eim Gay September 22, 2019

Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.

Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.

by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019

Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family

That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.

by Mr retard man October 2, 2019

Kyle

Palm tree

Kyle would say something like. “I have roots, none of these have roots”

by Locaine October 10, 2019

Kyle

a fuck head who punches walls and drinks monster. usually has anger issues

dont be a kyle

by kyle licker November 30, 2019

Kyle

An annoying but kind of, maybe, a little bit loveable person.
Kyles only respond to texts with one word sentences and are usually slow to catch on to things.

Kyles are good at sport and, overall, are pretty nice guys.

"Oh my god he is SUCH a Kyle"

by Socially_awkward_potato November 30, 2019