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Gavin

A man who will pick berries with his buddy Michael. They loooove picking berries with each other. Gavin always picks the most berries.

Michael: Woah, Gavin!! That's a HUGE berry!
Gavin: yeah, it's pretty cool.
Michael: Can't wait to pick berries tomorrow.
Gavin: What?
Michael: I said, "I can't wait to-"
Gavin: Ever
Michael: oh... good one hahah

by kooksthetic November 2, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....

dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"

by kooksthetic October 15, 2019