Konga

A large, rather obese black women, who does mostly nothing all day except for sleep and eat. These "Konga" are often very lonely, and find friends in other konga and younger white boys.

(Person 1): Hey, there's a girl for you!
(Person 2): "Hey...yeah, but she's not a Konga"

by 4211rulez June 17, 2011

Konek

1. Known as dick or penis
2. Asshole to become pishang cheese

1. "Hey your konek, ok?". "Yes bro my konek good. In fact better now."
2. Bob is a konek though he loved scratching pepeks.

by canaiaddict November 11, 2018

Mighty Kong

(noun) An extraordinarily long and/or wide penis. Not necessarily as hairy as the beast for which it is named.

Guy 1: "Did you go out with that girl yet?"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"

by MyBar001k March 25, 2010

The King Kong

She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.

The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.

by boss ton pan cake January 12, 2009

Konged

When you cough really hard after taking a bong hit or marijuana.

Damn dude, you just konged so hard after taking that fatty rip!

by Lindsblinds97 August 17, 2017

Konged out

In a state of deep slumber from exhaustion

Don't bother mom, she's konged out after her 10 hour shift

by SevenSins7 April 20, 2018

king konged

Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.

I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.

by gman7985 October 20, 2015