keyboard cheese

the icky black material that always gets stuck on my mouse

what's 'keyboard cheese' made of anyway?

by Foozball January 25, 2008

Kendo

Kendo aka “KT3” Is Just One Of A Kind. He’s Mostly Slept On Especially by The Females. Kendo Is One Of the funniest people on this earth once you get to know him and he gets comfortable with you. Kendo isn’t really the best with the ladies nor does he care. His social skills are a bit off so he doesn’t fuck with many. Kendo is a smart,kind, goofy, soul smoke nor drink but he will smoke a pussy nigga and then drink a shot of apple cider of his body. Other then kendo just be big chillin. females wish men were more like him, but don’t like him. Does kendo care?

Girls: You’re a nice a guy, i wish niggas would be like you. But i only see you as a friend

Niggas: kendo the funniest nigga i know, on god.

by Kendo kt July 4, 2018

kendoll

Shrinkage of the male genitalia do to cold water or a fearful situation. Such intense shrinkage occurs that the package resembles that of a Ken doll.

That ice bath lowered my fever, but it also gave me a kendoll.

by The VelvetStodd December 1, 2006

Keyboard Cowboy

If the internet was the old west, than the Keyboard Cowboy is it's, well. . . Cowboy.

Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.

Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I support keyboard cowboys

Dave is a hacker, steals, breaks the law, and does it all of the Internet. Dave is a Keyboard Cowboy

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010

Keyboard Symphony

The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers

Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony

by The Muffin Bear November 7, 2010

Keydral

is a type of Leprechaun in Irish folklore, usually taking the form of an old man, clad in a pants suit the same color and tone of his skin. A Kedral has a constant, ever present triangular shaped smile and enjoys partaking in mischievous activities and eating anything with a similar shape to his mouth hole.

Son: "oh look over there at that Leprachaun!"

Dad: "No Son that is a Keydral, look at the way he is smiling."

Dad and son look at each other with the same triangular mouths.

by bentle September 23, 2011

kendo endorsing

Ass fucking in an intricate way that involves a skilled professional in order to do so.

Did you here that last night Nick totally was kendo endorsing Maddie?!! She's such a whore!

by Yoloswaggggg February 7, 2014