Kevin

A Kevin is a german slang term for someone very stupid. They are usually pretty clumsy and don’t get anything at all.

“I didn’t know dogs were mammals”
“Of course, you Kevin!”

by theswoonspoon June 2, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is a gift to this world, a guy who everyone needs in his life. A girl whose with him automatically becomes the luckiest person in the world. Everyone needs a Kevin, the guy who can be all handsome, cute, sexy, hot and adorable. His smile and presence glows up the dark. its so contagious, his laugh, smile and happiness. I love Kevy, because he also smells amazing! I hope everyone finds a Kevin, but again not everyone deserves him. His practically a living teddy bear, his so cuddly, warm and cozy!! He has no flaws, but his stubbornness always has to compete with mine. A Kevin, comes with multiple Kevy's, its like capture the pokemon! A mad Kevy, happy Kevy and sad Kevy are his main ones. Whether its either of these, Kevin always deserves a big hug!

Everyone needs a Kevin.

Look over there! Whose that? Its Kevin, that hot mudafawker.

by meimories November 27, 2022

Kevin

A simp

“Dude you’re being such a kevin right now”

by Ispitfax5 August 2, 2021

Kevin

A kid who suffers from negative IQ and struggles in games. He is commonly known to be a bot in Fortnite and any other games. He is also a big retard.

Kevin is a bot.

by Bots123 May 7, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the biggest Bitch you will ever see. He will say your bad at 2K when he’s actually worse than you and he will act like your friend but than end up being a bitch. Don’t be friends with Kevin, you will regret it.

Don’t be such a Kevin

by Good2Kplayer June 6, 2019

Kevin

Kevin usually keeps his emotions locked up until he talks to someone he trust.When he talks about things he love his eyes get all pretty. Keep him

Person 1: "Hey who is he? He look's so into books"
Person 2:"Yeah he loves books and his name is Kevin

by whydontweloveeachother September 4, 2018

Kevin

He is very cute, intelligent, quirky, very handsome species, and dorky (in a good way). Very good at both math and reading. actually good at everything. he loves hanging out with his friends and playing basketball. every kevin is shorter than an imanol. if u ever meet a kevin, never let go of him. he is a very special guy. i’m glad he is my best friend. :)

Someone: Omg look at Kevin. He’s the cutest human being alive!
Someone else: Ik right he’s super smart at EVERYTHING!

by Imdomehardgay April 2, 2019