The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object

Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin

by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021

Desi-Keys

The most exquisite creations of plastic ever dezigned, forged in the factories of Tomy Company, Ltd. They can open any door that is unlocked, are really fun to throw at people, and make a great pencilbox accessory.

They're not just baby keys, they're Desi-Keys.

by abd123 April 17, 2015

Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.

We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.

by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012

Olivia Keys

God

Person 1: whoa look at Olivia Keys
Person 2: Don't you mean 'God'?

by Olivetreedefinitions December 10, 2016

Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.

Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging

by kingman212 January 12, 2011

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.

Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!

by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011

Key Change

Use this to shame your tone deaf mates when they start singing off key.

"THat's the way its gonna BeeEEeeE LiTtLE dARLIn"
"Ooh... key change!"

by 1300-dissapointment August 8, 2021