Kevin

Kevin is the sweetest and most positive guy out there. His smile lights up the room and just being around him makes me happy. Kevin will always be there for you and give you anything you ask for. If you need help with anything kev will save the day. Kevin is ideal human being

My only goal in life is to be like kevin

by Dylanm2000 April 29, 2022

Kevin

is amazing at pillow fights, unable to watch the light.

Kevin! Kevin watch the light!

by Im still getting milk April 21, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a guy you want to be around with, he can be very soft and gentle to you and loves you for who you are. But sometimes Kevin has his phases of loosing hope, being angry, feel hate and he just wants to be alone, but at the end of the day, he won't harm the people he loves the most. Kevin can be very sensitive and emotional when talking about his family or friends. He has the most beautiful eyes and a very gentle touch, his dark brown hair amazes everyone. Kevin's also very passionate about music, cars and movies; he can be a huge nerd from time to time.

If you find a Kevin, keep him and don't let him go out of your life, if you do that; so will he.

Who's that guy over there? Oh it's Kevin, <insert name here> 's boyfriend.

by NoName44 April 24, 2019

Kevin

The male version of Karen.

Don't be such a Kevin bruh.

by G0dd355_252 July 2, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a feared name across the the entire Isle of Man. One who bares thus name can often been seen lurking about a primary schools with a pair of binoculars

I just saw a Kevin he was in that bush staring at me and the. He went to his van

by Nonce stinger December 4, 2019

Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021

Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020