Pulling a Jonathan

When you go to your neighbors house and ask them for ice.

Neighbor: "opens door"
Jonathan: "Hey can I have some ice😁"

Pulling a Jonathan

by Pulling a curt February 15, 2020

jonathans cock

the biggest thing on the planet.

jonathans cock is bigger then svantes

by adolf hatler January 24, 2017

Jonathan Andrews

The perfect guy with the biggest cock. He is loves everyone he knows. He is the nicest guy you will meet. Very good at sex, some call him a sex god because he is so good at it. He rails every one he sees, even m e n.

Girl 1: OMG IT'S JONATHAN ANDREWS!
Girl 2: OMG! Hes so CUTE and has a massive cok

by verybigmann34654352632 October 31, 2021

Jonathan Upset

A type of anger exhibited quickly and often.

He will be Jonathan Upset when he reads this.

by shalalalalalalalalala November 26, 2011

Jonathan H.

a person that eats whatever for money and laugh for random reasons. He is also very funny.

Jonathan H. is very loud and weird person.

by STuwwdhefhrui September 29, 2017

Jonathan Tolbert

That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues

Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet

by TheDirp February 18, 2022

Brother Jonathan

A thick man from the hood who TOTALLY does not have a gun!

Did you see brother Jonathan, he’s got the stuff!

by You gotta do what you gotta do March 14, 2022