Infinity Jerk

When two groups circle jerk while yelling at each other about circle jerking.
Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.
by Slade W November 18, 2016
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Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.
My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.
by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016
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The National Jerk

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
by Jezzakanezza April 08, 2011
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python jerk

A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.
Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.
by Chew Skeeter July 22, 2023
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shirk jerk

A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.

For when you get a kink in your neck.
Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?
by yabig March 03, 2020
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Circle Jerk

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.
by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023
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