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booty jail

The state of getting your penis stuck in an asshole. The mistake of switching out lube for superglue
“Duuude my girl and I fucked uo and I was stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”
by heyyybitxhes January 6, 2018
mugGet the booty jailmug.

Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.
Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.
by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024
mugGet the Forever Jailmug.

Horny jail

If someone is horny they got to go to jail.

A: *Look at horny picture

B: you’re going to horny jail

A: NOO-
by ATG does urban dictionary August 18, 2021
mugGet the Horny jailmug.

jail bubba

In American prison culture, Big Bubba can refer to a cliche of a man that is simple minded but of imposing stature and with incredible strength, there for a lengthy sentence for an especially heinous crime that is by coincidence, is a newcomer's cellmate, often in the context that if one submits to or refuses any
by psedonym1 July 11, 2021
mugGet the jail bubbamug.

Jail

A situation/person that is so unbearable you cannot phrase it any other way.
I heard we are eating vegan chicken for dinner.” That is so jail.
by queenhippo5 June 24, 2022
mugGet the Jailmug.

Health Jail

So sorry, My friend,

That you are in the Health Jail

Again
by Laslo420 March 8, 2022
mugGet the Health Jailmug.

Jail

A victimless crime that only harms your ego and the damage is dealt only by the fact they you kids lives aren't as important as you'd like them to be. And NOW... Kids are dead because you wanted to make my life a hell of my own description and you have no one to blame but yourselves. You ignored the information you were presented with and tried to enforce your own self-importance by JOINING IN ON THE MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS THAT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hym "Nah. Go fuck yourself. If you would have did what I told you to do those kids wouldn't be dead. If you didn't feel the need to meet out extra-judicial faux-justice no one would have gotten harmed. And you would have done what I told you to do is only you weren't A FUCKING RETARD. MENTALLY RETARDED. Jail the people orchestrating my stalking in harassment because the point of the stalking and harassment is to get me to either kill myself or kill your kids. Punish the people who convinced you to remain silent. Give the credit and payment for creating that AI just there. And then learn the lesson your mentally retarded ass should have learned BEFORE that school shooting in Texas."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2025
mugGet the Jailmug.

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