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Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
mugGet the Children Jail Jobmug.

national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021
mugGet the national jail break daymug.

Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.
Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.
by Slick Asian March 23, 2017
mugGet the Scrottum Jail Cellmug.

Jail bait

What’s jail bait?” “Maci
by Egorl January 15, 2022
mugGet the Jail baitmug.

Jail

Used in response to seeing something completely “out-of pocket” or ridiculous that’s funny. implies what the person just saw should be considered illegal.
Jail. Or

that’s jail.
by suburbanslore April 8, 2023
mugGet the Jailmug.

air jail

Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.
Luna, if you scratch my hand again, you'll be in air jail.
by theythempussy February 11, 2024
mugGet the air jailmug.

finger jail

When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.
Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.
by Pattachusetts October 8, 2015
mugGet the finger jailmug.

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