jack sykes

A gay, fat, dicklicking idiot who loves to be a genuine asshole and knows it too well. Don't fall for his facade, he's a fucking cocksucker and will do anything to manipulate your trust and eventually, your dick too!

Go muncha cock you fucking jack sykes..

by Miss Mohammed November 25, 2018

Jack-Henry

That one annoying kid that is good at literally EVERYTHING, and nobody likes him because of it.

Damn, is there anything Jack-Henry ISN'T good at?!?

by LiterallyEveryoneEverLol February 1, 2020

The Jack Sparrow

Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear

My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle

by Jk Inc. April 27, 2011

I'd Jack That

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

Jack Russell

A very hyper dog that can also be your best friend in the world!

Boy, that jack russell sure does love humpin thangs! I had to rip him off the neighbors cat eairlier!

by Jam_the_surfer July 25, 2007

Dirty Jack

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.

by AyeLad April 15, 2020

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007