you don't even know me

The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.

This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.

Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.

In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:

1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or

2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).

However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.
"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"
by Jerk Nowitzki April 10, 2008
mugGet the you don't even know memug.

You don't know about me

A vague and mysterious phrase to suggest people don't know something about your character which you have kept a close secret. Just like hiding something in the closet.
Andrew shouted loudly and repeatedly 'You don't know about me! You don't know about me!'
by Flimsco April 5, 2020
mugGet the You don't know about memug.

you dont wanna see me

1. When you stunt so hard, it hurts people’s feelings, making them wish they didn’t see you.

2. A threat implying there will be violence when you see your enemies.
1. I’m out here rockin’ this $5000 outfit. You dont wanna see me!

2. Haters talk a lot of shit but they know I got that thing on me. They don’t wanna see me with the heater!
by thatdudechino March 21, 2021
mugGet the you dont wanna see memug.
When someone be dissin' you n' sh*t you say dis sh*t and it helpz. forealz.
n*gga bout to get swung on for actin' a foo'!1~
you ain't know me like dat ho!
oh i see.
by P4UL TSUN4Mi October 1, 2007
mugGet the you ain't know me like dat homug.
The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.
Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007
mugGet the You can't fire me because I quit syndromemug.
A term used when some is being disrespectful and most commonly known by the famous fortnite player ninja using it
Little Kid: OMGGGGGGGG U SUCK AT THIS GAME
Ninja: The fuck you say to me you little shit
by Skullz180 February 13, 2019
mugGet the The fuck you say to me you little shitmug.

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