Finger garden

When you don’t have sex and instead use your hands for sexual pleasure

There was no sex but I went to the finger garden

by Tubbytron December 28, 2018

work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.

"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)

by the most sly of johns February 04, 2009

Nerd Gardener

gar-den-er

n.

A Nerd Gardener is a third tier nerd, one who takes care of the general populous's need for vegetarian foods. They also take care of the Royal Nerd Palace's gardens and make sure the landscape is in check.

Nerd Gardeners, are, by exact Nerd Mandate, "those who work for the aesthetic welfare of the Empire of Nerds."

That Nerd Gardener is not doing a good job!

He is a Nerd Gardener! Let's get his autograph!

by Ashur January 28, 2004

Garden City

Garden City, typical stuck up people.
Dont care about you, or anyone else besides themselves.
Think their towns better when clearly Floral Park could rock their jaw anytime anywhere.

Floral Parkian 1: Ew look at those stuck up people over there.
Floral Parkian 2: Yeah, their most likely from garden city.

by Luchina September 02, 2007

Lady Garden

a different word used for a Vagina (women's private area)

Child - "Mom, my Lady Garden is hurting"
Mother - "Don't worry we will go to the hospital tomorrow"

by klutzygaylea July 07, 2020

Vegetable garden

A group of retarded people

Guy 1: hey look at them. They aren’t doing anything besides standing there zoned out.

Guy 2: yea cuz they’re a vegetable garden.
Guy 1: What’s that?
Guy 2: A group of retards

by wheelie boi March 29, 2018

Pearl Garden

The Pearl Garden is the act of a man ejaculating onto the pubic region or genital hair of their sexual partner, male or female.

"Last night my boyfriend came all over my pubes, I had heard of a pearl necklace, but this was like a messy pearl garden."

by Jamesy W May 13, 2013