Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream

Hey, you look like Half a Peanut

by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020

half shacking

Living together under the same roof part-time.

No girl, we're not really living together. We are only half shacking.

by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009

half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

Half Cock

Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.

Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.

Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!

by Da Hooman Who'll Kick Your Ass April 20, 2020

Half-of-a-sister

Chloe Bourgeoisie calls Zoe Lee her half of a sister.

Person: what’s a sister called when her mother is your mom but you have different fathers
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T

by Delete this account now July 24, 2023

Half Watching

When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.

Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."

by Tswole August 9, 2015

half a pennie

The currency used to buy the shmunkagraph

Buy the shmunkagraph today for just half a pennie

by styzz fan May 9, 2023