Wikarpal Tunnel Syndrome

Is a cyber-medical condition in which a Wikipedia surfer follows too long a string of links when researching a topic, and is unable to return to the main topic of research. Symptoms include conceptual numbness and stream of thought weakness. Another name for the syndrome is 'Blunderline Disease'
I was researching the causes of the American Civil War but in trying to understand who Jefferson Davis was and what occurred in the presidential election of 1860 I suffered a bad case of Wikarpal Tunnel Syndrome and ended up at a page describing Neo-Latin, forgetting what exactly I was doing on the computer.
by Neonym August 31, 2009
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When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl
“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition
“Ooh, now I get it.”
by Footlongsub March 01, 2021
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kamikaze tunnel fire

a sexual position that involves a man, an anus, a syringe, a bottle of tobasco sauce, and your imagination, also see blumpkin, donkey punch, abe lincoln, hot carl, cleavland steamer, alaskin pipeline,glass boat, hot lunch, tea bag, goggles, alabama crab dangle.
"bachman gave renee a kamikaze tunnel fire last night."
by mlen December 09, 2003
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carpal tunnel syndrome

is a wrist and/or arm injury caused by making love to oneself
It's Valentine's day...there will be surge of carpal tunnel syndrome cases.
by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 12, 2014
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chocolate tunnel taster

A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.
That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.
by jgiddy99 December 04, 2006
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shit tunnel

a stoner hangout that is comprised of shit and dead chickens
"yo let's go hang out in the shit tunnel again"
"tunnel dwellers are residenteveilcore
by zack hernandez April 23, 2005
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cockal tunnel syndrome

Dave used to jerk off constantly, until he developed cockal tunnel syndrome.
by drew 100 February 27, 2007
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