Impatient Flusher

A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.

I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.

by T Macalicious November 4, 2013

impaltation

The act of imapaling or the practice of impaling.

He just used impaltation on that chick.

by pummina October 12, 2015

imbartivity

When a night bar has no party or love between a couple while time goes by.

I can't believe that there was imbartivity at that beer bar.

by The rush hour... June 17, 2016

Impact youth

A night of fun worship and intimacy with God amongst peers. A place where friends become family

I can’t wait to go to Impact Youth on Wednesday night at 7:00pm.

by Michelle Gado November 30, 2017

Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 29, 2017

importancy

Super fucking important. Like super.

The importancy of this situation is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

by Yamamyamyam March 13, 2018

importent

What misunderstood importance makes of its followners.

It's not nice to be importent, because it's more important to be nice.

by phrasardeur May 3, 2018