Vaginal Itch

A guy who is a pussy and annoys the hell out of people, especially woman.

That guy is such an irritating pussy he reminds me of vaginal itch.

by Big-Gar December 9, 2008

itchy string

The thread that is always coming off of a shirt. Can be extremely itchy and annoying. If you try to pull it off, it just gets longer.

My stupid itchy string is always touching my lower back and it tickles!!!

by John Mellon Jr. June 18, 2009

Itch it or Bitch it

A theory of conflict which purports that, when faced with an interpersonal conflict, one can choose to 1.) confront the person directly (i.e., "itch it") or choose to complain about the conflict to those who can do nothing to change it (i.e., "bitch it"). Similar to Fight vs. Flight.

Home girl fell pray to the itch it or bitch it phenomenon; she can go on and keep telling her cousin about it, but what she needs to do is talk with dude, feel me!?

by Phatad December 5, 2011

after itch

The incredible itch lasting a couple of days after mowing your lawn.

I stripped the forest two days ago and I've still got terrible after itch!

by PEEWIE March 23, 2009

bcc-iotch

A person who Blind Carbon Copies Management so that when they read the email, he/she comes out looking like a hero and you look like an ass.

Travis: So why did you get transferred to HQ?

John: That Bcc-iotch deleted my other emails from the chain and sent the one where I told him how I felt about the situation to management.

Travis: What a bcc-iotch!

by McDoh! June 1, 2009

Your Ass Itches

It means that you’re basically full of it and/or lying. When someone is saying some bs story as usual and you not it’s not true, you can reply “Calm Down Your Ass Itches.”

Jim- I posted up a video of me wheeling in the field with 3 feet of powder on the ground, and this girl commented “ya can’t ride”
I said to that bitch “ Your Ass Itches and that her and her man both can’t ride for dog dick in a black pussy

by TheMahwahMenace May 2, 2018

African Itchy Bum

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"

Oh man-I got back from holidays like four days ago and I have the worst African Itchy Bum ever!

by stinkybutt55 January 17, 2010