Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

I wish my husband was like Katy’s.

Yea Caleb’s are the whole package!!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026

Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

I wish my husband was like Katy’s.

Yea Caleb’s are the whole package!!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026

Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

Caleb, should tell Katy “bye Felisha. “

Why you so good to me forest? (Husband)

Because, you’re my girl!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026

Hubbadub

Someone who lacks common sense, lacks work ethic, and/or any kind of intellect in general.

Bill can't hold a job because he's content being a hubbadub.

by Tarrrrrdo March 1, 2025

Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.

"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."

by mothy123 April 13, 2025

Husband-to-be

Someone you have to wait for 3 years,
it's always 3 more years,

fate delayed 3 years,
where's George P Bush?

My husband-to-be is the one I waited for

by [e-mail] May 23, 2025

Hubbada

An exaggerated, cartoon-style take on “hubba hubba.” Used when someone’s flustered, lust-struck, or overwhelmed by excitement. The word has a bouncy, silly rhythm that makes it fun to say and often carries a cheeky undertone.

The wolf in the cartoon saw the glamorous singer and went, “Hubbada hubbada hubbada!” while his eyes popped out of his head.

by Sub808 October 1, 2025