hump bumper

The pads they put on the walls in hotel rooms over the beds instead of headboards, so while you're nailing a chick her head doesn't bang the wall.

I was screwing her so hard that night she kept smacking her head on the hump bumper.

by AugDog August 15, 2006

hump

Hump is the lump on your ass. Fergie sings about her hump in the song My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. ALso can be your boobs

Fergie has nice humps

by LilJOnwhattt: August 12, 2005

leg humper

m. Person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is

"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"

"so whats up you little leg humper you?"

by T-JaB February 17, 2003

hump

verb: to carry a load by hand, usually referring to an unusually heavy or unwieldy load, and/or an abnormally long distance, that would not be expected of sane, rational, people. Term is military/aviation in origin.

"Amtrak was running 3 hours late, so there were no taxis at the station when we got into town. We had to hump our bags 6 blocks through 'da hood to get to the hotel. Not my idea of a party."

by speedstan February 23, 2010

Hump And Dump

When you are dating a chick and know its going down hill so you bang her and then dump her the next day.

"Are you and that chick breakin up soon?"

"Yeah I think Imma hump and dump her."

by Tilly4 January 20, 2010

Allah humper

A derogatory term for a middle eastern arab/ muslim extremest/ terrorist. Aka derka, towel head, sand nigger.

I killed so many Allah humpers when i was in the Marines.

by Spies_19 February 21, 2010

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012