a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese
by viniggar February 2, 2019
Get the pig humanmug. When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019
Get the Human Roombamug. 
for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.
hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.
jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
by 1o1chris September 2, 2014
Get the Human Hotdogmug. The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
by ectofunky July 11, 2011
Get the human diapermug. A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.
If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011
Get the Human Pandoramug. The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.
The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.
by Nireves October 23, 2018
Get the human mortarmug.