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hose pleaser

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013
mugGet the hose pleasermug.

Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it
by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023
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Rubber Hose Rampage

Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.

Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.

Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.

Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.

In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Rubber Hose Rampage is NOT just a Cuphead clone.
by HildaSimp August 5, 2024
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Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.
Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."
by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025
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Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.
Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.
by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021
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The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024
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hose

Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.
Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.
by ltotheando November 16, 2020
mugGet the hosemug.

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