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Hoop jumping

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.

Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015
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Bitch hoops

Female earrings that are large af and circular.
The lady with the bitch hoops looked fire af
by tindertiger February 2, 2019
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Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"
i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!
by Wiggle town Warriors June 9, 2011
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Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020
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cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.
by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022
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hammett hoop

a single basketball goal in a field that has given many generations of kids a place to shoot hoops
Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.
by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025
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