hoop love

Hoop love is sex between 2 men.
Billy and Bob were practicing some hoop love.
by SkulledWarlock November 07, 2022
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hulu hoops

Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.
I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.
by Rockinsockinrobot July 27, 2015
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Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
by MisterPenguin July 27, 2015
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Mini-hoops

When two teams compete on a small basketball court and play basketball usually to 11 or 21
I am going to rape Issac so hard in mini-hoops that his asshole is going to be as wide as the monkeys in this picture http://www.break.com/pictures/orangutan-pole-butt570750.html
by I love milk October 01, 2008
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Take it to the hoop

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.
by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023
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Alley Hoop

they action of passing someone to a friend, someone uu know in a sort of way ( preferably someone uu talk to , dated , had sexual inter course with ect)
boy-“i got the top from her n alley hooped her to jayden”
girl- “jayden munched on me then i alley hooped him to kayla”
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Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?
by ChoocLovesWoman December 04, 2024
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