gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD

Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid

by Mary-Jo April 27, 2006

Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

showgirl herpes

(n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.

After the show she found herself covered in showgirl herpes

by Danny London March 16, 2015

Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker

OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes

by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.

Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.

by Ressel August 6, 2016

El herpes

When you fuck a mexican who has aids and then you eat his ass then makes out. After that you cum inside his herpes full mouth.

That bitch gave me el herpes lol

by Sebastian esperöd November 29, 2018

Herp

Not quite a hiccup, but not quite a burp.

Oh no! I just herped in front of everyone!

by nevelpapperlady September 25, 2018