Hanger

Getting head in a library or in your car in a library parking lot.

Dave- Josh's sister just gave me a hanger while studying for my History exam.
Tim- Nice!
Josh- What the fuck!

by notyou22 April 18, 2010

Holy Handgrenade

The holy weapon of mass destruction.

Watch out for the bunny or I'll throw the holy handgrenade!

The holy handgrenade of Antioc.

by Tom and Kory April 15, 2005

the hanger

(n.) A backstreet abortion, or one performed in secrecy to a young girl. Stems from the days when a tin coat hanger was actually the weapon of choice.

he had the hanger too many times to get pregnant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

left handed hijack

This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.

Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?

Joe: Left handed hijack!

by Cracka McTastic March 1, 2005

HANDrew

The female version of "PALMela HANDerson." The hand she uses to get herself off with.

"Looks like it's just me and you, HANDrew."
"This is my new boyfriend, HANDrew."

by Monixa January 16, 2007

caught red handed

Caught in the act of rule breaking

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Hollywood Handler

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.

Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.

by Pale Rider August 2, 2007