meth and a half

dimorian johnson

dimorian: puts a hotdog on top of the bread instead of in the bread
me: that’s meth and a half

by trysaratops October 11, 2022

predicament and a half

Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.

"Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half."

by c1nnamoroll April 30, 2006

Mission and a half

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.

Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.

by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013

Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 4, 2017

Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream

Hey, you look like Half a Peanut

by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020

half shacking

Living together under the same roof part-time.

No girl, we're not really living together. We are only half shacking.

by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009

Half Ho

A female who flirts with every guy she comes into contact with, but is never willing to do anything sexual.

Person 1: wow that female is such a half ho

by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021