Guy 1 : Damn, that Griffin guy has the smallest cock I have ever seen.
Guy 2 : Yeah he gets no bitches, no play, no hoes, definitely cant keep a relationship, and cant hold a job for shit.
Guy 1 : I heard his ex has fishy cooch
Guy 2 : Me too
Guy 2 : Yeah he gets no bitches, no play, no hoes, definitely cant keep a relationship, and cant hold a job for shit.
Guy 1 : I heard his ex has fishy cooch
Guy 2 : Me too
by Shral October 24, 2022
by Chrispy8 January 08, 2021
A Griffin is someone who is ugly, retarded, slow, stupid, or down right worthless. Anybody can be a griffin.
Short term can be (griff)
Short term can be (griff)
by dvx400326 November 12, 2017
An iddiot who uses you for wifi and much more, and acts like he has a big eggplant but really dosent.
Person 1 : bruh your such a griffin
Person 2 : HOW?
person 1 : you use peaple for wifi and brag about having a big eggplant but dosent
Person 2 : HOW?
person 1 : you use peaple for wifi and brag about having a big eggplant but dosent
by Tubee November 03, 2021
A really hilarious guy who can make you laugh at any cost. Is very sarcastic, but sweet on the inside;he may be immature at times.
I cant be around Griffin without laughing!
I cant be around Griffin without laughing!
Griffin - "every second that goes by is a second percent chance less that you will EVER EVEN GUESS!"
Girl - "AHAHAH Griffin is so funny!"
Girl - "AHAHAH Griffin is so funny!"
by mikedal22 November 23, 2021
Usually a tall white boy whos chill but can be a pain in the as I kinda country but still cool,talkative,good hair,tall, strong, intimidating ,older brother type
Girl1:"Yooooo!!! He's tall"
Girl2: "Oh that's griffin my brother"
Girl1: "I didn't know u had a brother"
Girl1: "He's not really my brother but he's my brother"
Girl2: "Oh that's griffin my brother"
Girl1: "I didn't know u had a brother"
Girl1: "He's not really my brother but he's my brother"
by Skittlesgang February 20, 2019
by I definitely go to OA October 25, 2016