Toilet Greaser

A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief

Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"

Jax: "you right"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

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Greg Abbott

The shithole governor of Texas who took away reproductive rights, passed anti-trans legislation, and signed a voter suppression bill to make up for any votes lost due to the other extreme and unpopular policies.

"OMG, you're Greg Abbott! Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"

by Fluthy March 19, 2022

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GREASE STICK

When you eat alot of greasy food (ex. pizza, fried chicken,bacon etc...) and the shit slides out of your ass like a newborn.

While taking a dump a grease stick slid out of your ass so fast that your asshole didn't have time to slam shut and the water entered your ass within a milisecond.

by Greggski December 27, 2008

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Greg Goffin'

The act of using fist pumps, excessive yelling or meaningless, made up stories to motivate a team or a group of people. You must speak with a loud authorative voice and all the while have your audience discreatly laughing at your actions. Greg Goffs are often the head or captain of a team. It is not hard to "Greg Goff", all it takes is an enthusiastic attitude and an attentive audience. Now get to Goffin'!

James: Ha hey man did you hear our coach today? He is such a clown!

Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.

by Greg's Team December 30, 2011

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