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Govern

Motherfucker who likes woman.
"Age is Just a Number" They say.
This person has probably been sent to prison 3 times for sexual assault.
"Stay away from that daycare!"
Not another Govern...
by Yeetus_Deletus_You August 13, 2023
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government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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government

An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner
by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023
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Government Christmas

Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.
Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.
by Klueade December 22, 2020
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On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
by Altruis November 10, 2020
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Government

Personally the Government sucks, you have to pay the government to live. If u dont have money you're gonna fucking die..
by FuckGovernment January 14, 2021
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