CMU Goggles

When one's standards for females is lowered a level or series of levels due to a small sampling size and scarcity of women, resulting from an unfortunate guy to girl ratio.

John would've never hooked up with that chick, had it not been for years of wearing CMU Goggles.

by Usofat25 July 12, 2009

camp goggles

When one is at camp (think cabins, roasting marshmallows, singing campfire songs type of camps) for an extended period of time such that members of the opposite sex that are usually considered "ugly" are seen as "hot" or attractive.

Man, I was up at Falcon Lake Camp for 3 weeks and ugly Jane started looking hotter and hotter by the 7th day.

by XxWildChildxX July 18, 2005

google torture

Google Torture (noun) When you Google old friends and classmates and and keep going until you find out that they way are more successful than you are and you haven't done jackshit.

I stayed up last night playing Google Torture until I lost all of my self esteem.

by Lansana Jahun October 11, 2010

Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 25, 2014

Giggle Squirt

A little chuckle that makes you squirt, typically in the workplace when a loud laugh would be disruptive. Instead, you let out a little giggle squirt, or Giggle Squirt Out Loud - #GSOL.

Phylicia sent me a picture of Brendon's naked body during a meeting, it made me giggle squirt a little.

by Michael Dubrow November 13, 2013

Google MD

Often touted as a "GMD" this highly sought after degree has risen to be superior in all aspects to the much less prestigious title of MD. One must complete a mind numbing number of hours Google clicking (usually comprised of a combination of squandered office time and neglected family time) in the righteous and noble pursuit of self diagnoses.

Patient "LOOK DOC, I stayed up all night Googling my symptoms and I know what I know! I am definitely pregnant!"
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!

by AJB Certified Google M.D. February 23, 2017

Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.

Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.

by Taheed December 30, 2008