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Garb goggles

(noun)

Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions.
"That girl at the Renaissance Faire was GORGEOUS."

"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts."
by Carmelonia July 6, 2009
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Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also relate to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018
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hungarian goggles

Having a man's ball sack set upon your eyes while his penis lays on your nose.
Hungarian goggles appears as a Mask. Used during foreplay.
by cmrs1980 April 14, 2014
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thirst goggles

Lowering your standards with a partner because one is horny. Basically like drunk goggles but when you're thirsty.
Is Dick Cheney looking hot or do I have my thirst goggles on?
by Uglyassnoodlehead7040 April 4, 2016
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Goonie Goggles

noun: a point of view one holds for a movie, tv show or other form of entertainment that you adored as a child, so much so that as an adult, despite reflecting on it and realizing it is sub-par or flawed, you still think of it as excellent.

Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.

References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
"I just watched "Heathers" for the first time, and I don't understand why you like it. I thought it was stupid. I think you have Goonie Goggles for "Heathers".
by JamesBradford June 5, 2016
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Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 23, 2023
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turkish goggles

when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...
Dude i gave Carolin mad turkish goggles...
by Smoka April 28, 2006
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