Philadelphian Boxing glove

The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love

Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar

by Reddawn2036 January 13, 2024

Black Glove

A go-to man hired to do errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.

I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.

by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023

cunt glove

A name used when your friend has already used a genitalia paired with an article of clothing

Your such an asshat Dave. Well Mary your being a cunt glove yourself.

by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016

glove

stuff that glove

glove

by Wow, man is cool December 20, 2021

Blue glove

The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.

Jack prolly would have gotten his dick sucked if it wasn't for that blue glove.

by STDfree December 4, 2017

golden gloved

synonym for herpes used by boston sports fan after derek jeter received the golden glove.

Dude, I was golden gloved by that blonde chick on my math class.

by papadarra November 17, 2010

Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021