Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Getting Brocked

Throwing a football out of the playing field to avoid being sacked, only to hit an unsuspecting person on the sideline and knock their hat off.

On 11/12/2017, the man on the sideline of the Patriots-Broncos game created the definition of Getting Brocked

by ymom November 12, 2017

Gettin spot

usually a closely guarded Secret a prime place to go dumpster diving

I found a new gettin spot but you have to promise not to tell anybody

by The Golden Cheetah August 17, 2018

getting aids

when you moon creator blast off My wife 's mouth and then you wait...

for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end

James: hey tom, have you ever tried getting aids before?
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)

by FlameSage09 February 1, 2019

Gettin’ down

• Chicago slang

Meaning to act in a grimy or shady way. Somebody that is getting down is not looking out for you in that moment.

Your little cousin has to play Xbox with you so give him a broke controller
You : Here, your the other team.
Cousin : You gettin’ down ,I know this controller don’t work
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Girlfriend: Why didn’t you call last night ?

Boyfriend: I was out with the guys

Girlfriend: See how you be gettin down ? I can’t ever trust you.

by Klaw 56 April 20, 2020

Getting Juicy

Something is getting interesting because of drama.

I was watching this show and it started getting juicy. The wife was cheating on her husband.

by ........,,.. May 30, 2020

Gentei

A really cool and funny youtuber, with many subs and many friends. He's cooler than the other gentei YouTube channels( fsw gentei aka 5 year old fortnite youtuber) and has more friends then them! Subscribe to him and you'll understand why he is so famous and has so many friends!!

Wow, have you seen the latest Gentei video, it was so awesome

by tiktokfan7 February 28, 2021