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Get the Wasteland Future mug.Diego: Someone needs to create a bible for the streets
Dora: Futurisms 3:66 exists bruh
Diego: But covid over?
Dora: Still rather catch that shit
Dora: Futurisms 3:66 exists bruh
Diego: But covid over?
Dora: Still rather catch that shit
by ExtraCurlyToes June 13, 2022
Get the Futurisms 3:66 mug.An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
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Get the Colored Future mug.The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.
"dude, did you hear about the new thing Elon Musk came up with? He's going to move people underground using battery-powered autonomous pods!"
"Bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future'
"Bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future'
by theryrover360 April 3, 2024
Get the battery autonomous future mug.Your typical vaporware company that made it past the incubation and venture capitalist stage.
In fact they are so rare that you can't even find them in LA, California cause they're that rare.
This car company is very similar to what happened with Fisker Cars and Nikola Inc.
In fact they are so rare that you can't even find them in LA, California cause they're that rare.
This car company is very similar to what happened with Fisker Cars and Nikola Inc.
Faraday Future: is defined as the company that wanted to become Tesla after they were inspired by Rivian and Lucid.
What a colossal fuckup.
What a colossal fuckup.
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